A boyfriend please...part 1

My fantasy goes like this....
I ask: "May I ask for something?"
Santa Clause: "For Christmas?"
I said: " Yup! For Christmas."
Santa Clause: "It depends...Have you been a good girl?"
I said: "As good as I'll ever get!"
Santa Clause: "Well then...sure. What would you like for Christmas this year?"
I said: "Nothing expensive. I would just like a boyfriend please."
Santa Clause: "A boyfriend?? That's all?" (See, even Santa thinks it's logical.)
I said: "Yup! That's all I ask. I want him to be PERFECT. Everything I have in mind."
Santa Clause: "And what do you have in mind?"
I said: "Just someone tall, dark and handsome. Oh, and has a weird personality like me, deep thinking, stands for what he thinks is right, loves to cuddle, kiss, hug and whatever that would make me go wow. And he also has to be funny, has a really nice smile....." (On and on I go...It's kinda a long list.)
Santa Clause: "Just send me a mental image and I'll see what I can do. As long as you stop talking.)
I said: " Okay!! Will I find him under the Christmas Tree??"
Santa Clause: "If you can find a big enough Christmas tree, then I'll see what I can do. Ho Ho Ho...I'm just kidding."
I said: "Ya, very funny Santa."
Santa Clause: "Sorry sweetheart but no, you won't find him under your Christmas tree. He'll appear in the place where you least expect him to. Have fun...Ho Ho Ho!"
( And with a shimmer, he dissapeared. Not up the chimney I might add cause we don't have one.)
Christmas day...

(Will be continued)